BLIP                Here we are, Camp Frabling!

FRAB 1           Welcome Kevin! Welcome Brenda! 

ALICE              Actually I’m Alice, and this is Billy. 

FRAB 1            Is it? Thank you for correcting me, Brenda. Would you and Kevin like to sit down and eat with us? 

BILLY              Great! I’m starving! 

ALICE              What are you having? 

FRAB 2           Oh, roast beef, roast lamb, roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast peas, ..... and for afters .... roast rice pud. 

BILLY             Oh, er, nice. Where is it? 

FRAB 1           Didn’t you bring it? 

BILLY             Of course not! 

FRAB 1           Oh Kevin, you forgot the food! 

BILLY              (shouts) It’s Billy! 

FRAB 3           Billy forgot the food? 

FRAB 4           Has he gone back for it? 

FRAB 2           Is that why he’s late? 

BILLY               I’m Billy! 

FRAB 5           (shouts and points)  DUCK!!!  (ALICE and BILLY throw themselves to the ground, FRABLINGS look up into sky) 

FRAB 4           That’s no duck, that’s a goose. 

FRAB 5           Is it ‘eck! Who ever heard of a goose with wings? 

FRAB 4           That’s true.