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Sample 1:  NBC News network has latched onto a strange story coming out of the Middle East. Intrepid reporter Roger Jackson is dispatched to cover it. He catches up with Noah in the local branch of B and Q, but his interview is hijacked by Mrs Noah and the kids, who want their share of the limelight.

Sample 2:  Noah's constant hammering is seriously getting on the nerves of his frustrated neighbours, who form a protest group, PANN (People Against Noisy Noah). They stage a demonstration outside Noah's property. It would probably have gone smoother if Bert hadn't brought Jean along ......

Sample 3:  The weather has steadily worsened, the rain hasn't stopped for weeks, and the locals are beginning to wish they'd stayed on the right side of Noah. As the Ark is loaded up with all kinds of weird and wonderful creatures, they make a last desperate attempt to hitch a ride.

Sample 4:  Unwilling to abandon the story just as it promises to reach its climax, resourceful reporter Roger disguises himself as a sheep in order to stow away on the Ark. It proves very tricky to stay in character 24/7 while surrounded by hundreds of smelly animals on a rocking boat, and after a while one of the Lions decides it's time to speak out and voice his suspicions.

Sample 5:  The Ark has run aground, the dove has returned with the olive leaf and Roger can show himself again for who he really is. His faithful sheepy partner Doris can't bear the thought of being parted from her new husband - does this spell the end of one nature's greatest (and strangest) romances?

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