NEWS 2          It appears that the Ark has run aground on top of Mount Ararat, and its voyage could be over. Our sheepish reporter at the scene is Roger Jackson. Can you hear me, Roger? 

REP                Yes I can Bruce. I'm still disguised as a lamb, and my partner Doris is with me at present - 

DORIS            Baa, baa baa! 

DOG               Woof, woof! 

REP                Blimey, a sheepdog, that's all we need! 

DORIS            Baa, baa! 

DOG               Woof, woof! 

REP                Oh shut up the pair of you, will you, can't you see I'm talking to the studio? 

DORIS            Baa. 

DOG               Woof! 

REP                Clear off, you, will you! 

DOG                (sadly) Woof! (exits) 

REP                This looks like Noah coming this way now, so I'm going to try to get a word with him. Noah! 

NOAH             Ugh! A talking sheep! 

REP                Actually no, it's Roger Jackson of NBC News. (throws off disguise) Noah, is the voyage finally over? 

NOAH             Yes indeed. It's stopped raining, we've come ashore, and soon we'll be releasing all the animals - 

DORIS            Baa, baa baa! 

NOAH             Yes, including you, Doris.