No! No! Noah!  Sample 4:   On the Ark, the Lions are getting restless .....

 

LION 1             Lenny? You awake? 

LION 2             No. 

LION 1            You are, aren't you. 

LION 2             No. I told you. 

LION 1             Oh. Well when you wake up I need to speak to you. 'Night. 

LION 2             (sighing)  What is it Leo? 

LION 1             Oh good, you've woken up. It's that sheep. He's acting really strange. I think I'm going to have to eat him. 

LION 2             What's he been doing? 

LION 1             Well, first of all he keeps talking in his sleep to someone called Gloria. 

LION 2             Hm? 

LION 1            Then the other night I caught him wandering about on his hind legs. 

LION 2            Might be a very clever sheep. 

LION 1            Maybe, but I ain't never seen a sheep stick his front legs over the side of the ship and throw up into the water like he did. 

LION 2             Well I admit that is a bit suspicious. But you can't eat him, you know the rules. 

LION 1            Come on, he'd only be a nice little snack between meals, and nobody would notice one missing sheep with all these other animals around. 

ELEP              Oi, don't you go throwing your weight around, just because you're a lion. 

ZEB 1              Yeah, king of the jungle you may be, but not king of the Ark! 

ZEB 2              Don't forget, there's only two of you. 

FOX 1             And lots of us.