| No! No! Noah! Sample 4: On the Ark, the Lions are getting restless ..... |
|
LION 1 Lenny? You awake? LION 2 No. LION 1 You are, aren't you. LION 2 No. I told you. LION 1 Oh. Well when you wake up I need to speak to you. 'Night. LION 2 (sighing) What is it Leo? LION 1 Oh good, you've woken up. It's that sheep. He's acting really strange. I think I'm going to have to eat him. LION 2 What's he been doing? LION 1 Well, first of all he keeps talking in his sleep to someone called Gloria. LION 2 Hm? LION 1 Then the other night I caught him wandering about on his hind legs. LION 2 Might be a very clever sheep. LION 1 Maybe, but I ain't never seen a sheep stick his front legs over the side of the ship and throw up into the water like he did. LION 2 Well I admit that is a bit suspicious. But you can't eat him, you know the rules. LION 1 Come on, he'd only be a nice little snack between meals, and nobody would notice one missing sheep with all these other animals around. ELEP Oi, don't you go throwing your weight around, just because you're a lion. ZEB 1 Yeah, king of the jungle you may be, but not king of the Ark! ZEB 2 Don't forget, there's only two of you. FOX 1 And lots of us.
|