PROT 1           That's all he ever talks about -  Ark this and Ark that!                                                           

PROT 2           Except when he's going on about his flood …… 

PROT 1           Oh, don't get me started on that flood …. 

PROT 3           Water on the brain, that's what he's got ….. 

PROT 2           He should see a doctor! 

BERT              He should have his head seen to, that's what I say! Don't I Jean? 

JEAN               That's right, Bert. He should have his legs seen to, that's what you say! 

BERT              Head, Jean! 

JEAN               What's that? 

BERT              His head! 

JEAN               What about his head? 

BERT              He should have his head seen to, that's what I say! 

JEAN               That's what I just said! 

BERT              You said legs! 

JEAN               Legs?? Why should he have his legs seen to? There's nothing wrong with his legs, is there? 

BERT              No!! 

JEAN               Quite nice legs they are…… better than yours! 

BERT              Oh give it a rest, will you?! 

JEAN               You started it, going on about his legs!